Much Ado Over Size

If she says size doesn't matter - she is just being polite. It does.

Jap men probably have the smallest equiptment. I have always wondered why Jap women scream and moan when they get screwed by a tiny little ku-ku-chiao. Can feel anything meh?

Asian men (other than Japs) are generaly thin and about 5-inches. When erect of course.

Whites are probably an inch longer in average. But there are tiny whites and big asians too. So girls, don't think dating orang putih will definitely get you the real deal.

The champion equiptment is usually carried by the blacks. Respect man.

Now, you may think there is nothing you can do about your size. Wrong. Here are a few tips.

1. The erectness (size/length) of your equiptment depends on the stimulant. Blow jobs typically encourages the "biggest" erection in super fast time. But a blow job with teeth will guarantee to deflate it (girls...hint hint).

2. If you want to have an erection that impresses the girl, refrain from sex for 48 hours before you bonk her. Frequent sex will make your erection less "imposing". For me, I find the frequency of sex every 2 days gives the maximum size/length/"power"! But try not to go too long without sex. Cos, 3 months without sex isn't really going to double the size. You will probably just end up cuming in 3 seconds. Finitto before you can say "evel kenival".

3. Viagra will give you a harder erection. Confirm. But it also gives you a heart-attack. Some Chinese pills give you a 72-hour super large erection. (No la dumbass, you don't have an erection for the whole of 72 hours. It's just that you get aroused very easily and able to maintain your erection longer during that period. Understand? Don't ask that question again)

4. Alcohol impaires your size. So, if tonight is the night you get to bang her...do not...I repeat...DO NOT drink and fuck.

5. Finally, shave your pubes if you want to "appear" larger than you really are. Leave no stuble. You are a bastard if you leave a stuble in your pubes. Try rubbing your balls on a moustache.

Enough of tips....

Here are some samples of the equiptment that God has endowed to men.

POOR LITTLE FELLAS











SO-SO. AVERAGE












RES-PECT. WICKED











Last words: Guys, treat your girl right with your equipment. If you do, she will keep it close to where her heart is. (that's right..between her titties)













NICE.